1024  Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.

1046  See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?

1029  For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity.

1021  I bet you if I had met him [Trotsky] and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I didn't like.

1004  I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.