782  TV - a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. However, it is our latest medium - we call it a medium because nothing's well done.

759  Politics makes estranged bedfellows.

768  Moon rocks are OK when everyone is eating.

812  The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in someone else's.

806  I would have answered your letter sooner, but you didn't send one.