717  TV - a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. However, it is our latest medium - we call it a medium because nothing's well done.

703  Politics makes estranged bedfellows.

713  Moon rocks are OK when everyone is eating.

750  The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in someone else's.

760  I would have answered your letter sooner, but you didn't send one.